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40 things on the road to 101

I've seen this around on other blogs, and I thought I'd do it on this blog, since no one reads it, yet it works towards my end goal of honesty-something I'm not good at, being the private ass that I am...
1. I got married at 19.
2. My mother died of breast cancer at 42, when I was 11.
3. I am adopted.
4. I've met my biological mother.
5. My biological father died the same year my adoptive mother died.
6. I was accepted into Honours Arts at the University of Waterloo, and never completed it.
7. I have ADHD.
8. I have lived in Prescott, Marathon, Kitchener, London and Toronto Ontario.
9. I remember my complete address and phone number from the place I grew up.
10. The first time a guy went down on me was practically rape. I never said yes. But I didn't say no either.
11. A llama spit on me once. THEN bit me.
12. I am bi-sexual, but very picky on both sides.
13. I want to dye my hair fire engine red.
14. I shaved all my hair off when I was 17. It wasn't pretty.
15. I've been in a threesome.
16. I want to have multiple partner sex again, but I'm afraid because my body is...fat and unattractive.
17. I have a crappy tattoo on my right shoulder because I was drunk at 15, and wanted to hold the hand of this guy I liked. I was drunk-that's an excuse of some kind, right?
18. I tried to kill myself once. I almost succeeded.
19. I hate it when people ask "How are you?"
20.I don't like boats. Even a ferry gives me the hebbies.
21. Bridges are no better. I can feel the empty space below.
22. I lost my virginity at 15.
23. I love the smell of baked bread.
24. I've lost conct with almost everyone I've ever known.
25. I need to be properly fitted for a bra.
26. The thought of some old lady measuring my tits creeps me out.
27. I've become obsessed with cutting off my split-ends.
28. Tofu disgusts me.
29. Halloween is my favorite holiday.
30. I slept with a friend's boyfriend once.
31. I didn't feel so bad when years later, she told me that it led to them breaking up, which was good, because he had been beating her.
32. I've never run into a person I wanted to talk to that I didn't end up talking to.
33. I'm a submissive masochist. That's right folks-I'm a bottom.
34. I've never felt pretty.
35. I've always used the ""It's not you, it's me." speech to break it off with people.
36. Each time a friend has told me about her abortion, I didn't know what to say.
37. I like to hitchhike.
38. The first time a guy came in my mouth, it felt like I could feel the sperm swimming around.
39. My feet are size 11.
40. I wish I was more likable.

This is supposed to be 101 things, but since this computer is doing weird things and not typing half the words, I'll continue tomorrow. It's also really hard.

Can you explain this 101 thing? Sounds like fun, I'd like to do it...


101 things about you. As private or candid as you want it to be. A "primer" if you will for your readers...

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