The wonderful magic that is..."BEARDS"
So, I'm sitting on the bus on my way home the other night, when I notice about three men with those thick puffy beards standing around. Now honestly, I thought that perhaps the conversions to Islam were on the increase-then I remembered that winter is coming, and you need all the insulation you can get (hence the lack of shaving on the legs).
And I stopped to think. I LIKE beards. I really do-they're bushy and fuzzy and you can, in some cases, hide things in the bears or do neat things to it. He keeps a face warm, hides stupid looking chins, makes a guy look marginally interesting. Beards beg to be yanked.
You could use these like a dip stick!
People with Beards
Serj Tankian
Kenny Rogers
Ulysses S. Grant
Sigmund Freud
Lao Tsu
Zeus
MOUSTACHES on the other hand, make me rather ill. There is something weasely about a moustache. Like the guy can't be bothered to tend to a beard, and instead copped out and left that thin ickly line of steel wool on his lip. Who wants to kiss a guy with one? When the Dorf grows his in, it's hard and pokey and annoying, and I won't go near him until it's gone. It HURTS.
ICK ICK ICK. He looks like a blind mole rat.
People with Moustaches
Adolf Hitler
Hulk Hogan
Saddam Hussein
Nietzsche
Geraldo Rivera
Stalin
Dali
The answer is clear:
Beards: Good
Moustaches, Crazy and/or evil.
I sport a fat man's goatee. It is the hider of chin(s) indeed.
Posted by
Anonymous |
10:25 a.m.
Nope. I don't like facial hair. Nothing worse than kissing someone with facial hair. Nothing worse than food/lint etc getting caught in it. There are exceptions, like Will Smith (he had a little goatee at one time and maybe a few others) but in general I'm a nay sayer.
Posted by
Anonymous |
10:34 a.m.
Goodness no. Is there a bumper sticker for this. Just say no! (to facial hair ...)?
Posted by
Anonymous |
8:49 p.m.
Dude, if you'd written my high school anthropology text? I would have totally aced that class.
Who am I kidding? I never took anthropology.
Anyway, a full on beard intimidates me. It's like a guy's own, personal, barbed wire fence to keep intruders (namely me) out.
And I fear what might come crawling out of one of those in the wee hours of the night. If one of my cats goes missing? I probably know where to find it.
Posted by
Anonymous |
11:05 p.m.
i like beards... but not bushy... in fact, not bushy at all... the closer to the skin, the better...
and i agree... mustaches should never go without a beard
Posted by
Anonymous |
7:22 a.m.
"And I fear what might come crawling out of one of those in the wee hours of the night. If one of my cats goes missing? I probably know where to find it. "
Classic. Never thought of it that way.
The fat man's goatee....my friends mother used to call that a "bitch" I kid you not.
Posted by
thordora |
8:53 a.m.