Spin Me I Pulsate.

1. Eat enormous amounts of Assorted Fruit Sours
2. Finally lose weight WITHOUT the benefit of LSD
3. Actually officially publish. Those fake contests and/or university "zines" don't really count
4. Learn German to translate Rilke on my own
5. Develop a dislike for greasy pizza
6. Become Prime Minister and remove taxes on all feminine hygiene products
7. Learn to Fly

Seven Things I Cannot DO

1. Drive
2. Not use the word "FUCK" at least three times a hour
3. TRULY hate a person (BELIEVE ME, I've tried)
4. Put my legs behind my head (again, I've tried). Most of the Kama Sutra falls i\under this actually.
5. Wear a watch. I stops em. it's magic!
6. Be nice to cuntwhores. You know who you are.
7. Accessorize.

Seven Things that attract me to Blogging

1. Lack of real friends. Here I can be COOL. (riigghhhttt)
2. I always keep journals
3. I'm JUST THIS MUCH narcissistic
4. I like other people from this distance
5. Fills up the time between getting to work and DOING work.
6. It confuses most of the peole I know if I say "Blog"
7. I can be my asshole self, and NO ONE CARES! BWAHAHA!

Seven Things I Say Most Often

1. Dude. (Sorry Nicole, sadly, I do this as well)
2. N-O means Nu-uh. (River's Edge people...)
3. Why don't you try that and get back to me?
4. Fucktard
5. While we're at it, can I have a pony too?
6. Ummm, yeah, anyway....
7. ASSCRAP

Seven Books I Have Loved

1. Good Omens
2. Lilith's Brood
3. Atlas Shrugged
4. The Fountainhead
5. Elizabeth The Queen
6. Cosmos
7. The Belgariad (I know, it's a series...)

Seven Movies I have a sick fetish for

1. Heathers
2. L.A Confidential
3. Usual Suspects
4. 28 Days Later
5. Say Anything
6. Grosse Pointe Blank
7. Vanity Fair (w/Reese Whithershego whatever. I know,WEIRD)

Seven Suckers

1. Carin (sorry-I AM curious)
2. Owl

That's it. Anyone else, can do it as they see fit. I always feel like it's a bloody popularity contest to get people to do these, so fuck it.

Posted by thordora on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 10:35 p.m. | Permalink