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Things I never thought I'd say to my kids #2


"Vivian, tritons are not for poking, ok?"

But then what *are* they for, Mommy?

Wait, what was number#1????

Sisypus Why, stabbing husbands of course.

Nicole #1 was a tie I believe, 'No, we don't lick pinecones" and "Poop is not for eating" I believe. I say things all the time that make no real sense unless you have kids. Today was :

me: Vivian, please don't be sadistic and kill the ants.
Vivian: Ok Mommy, no killing.

Sigh....

At least you got an "ok". I once was watching a kid that would throw rocks at birds and then giggle when he hit a wing.

umm, what does she have this for in the first place? is it a toy?

Carin: I hate kids like that. I know they don't know but still...I caught my neighbour's kid kicking a cat in the head once, and she got mad at me. It took everything I had in me to NOT stomp outside and beat her. I figured that wasn't the appropriate image.

Rowan: It's a plastic triton from halloween we thought we had hidden.

Carin: I hate kids like that. I know they don't know but still...I caught my neighbour's kid kicking a cat in the head once, and she got mad at me. It took everything I had in me to NOT stomp outside and beat her. I figured that wasn't the appropriate image.

Rowan: It's a plastic triton from halloween we thought we had hidden.

Carin: I hate kids like that. I know they don't know but still...I caught my neighbour's kid kicking a cat in the head once, and she got mad at me. It took everything I had in me to NOT stomp outside and beat her. I figured that wasn't the appropriate image.

Rowan: It's a plastic triton from halloween we thought we had hidden.

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